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Kill Tony #109 (Doug Benson, Geoff Tate)

2020-05-06

Kayla Bernadette

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Watch Kayla Bernadette's Kill Tony episode 109 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.38 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

All right, so I smoke weed.

But I'm afraid to do it in public

because I live near Hollywood Boulevard,

so there's tons of children walking around.

I don't want the parents to come back and say, excuse me,

you gave my child a contact high.

Yeah, right after we passed by, you

should ran off to Ghirardelli, ate all their ice cream,

and then took a nap on Jimmy Kimmel's stoop.

What's up with that?

[Bit 2]

gosh. What else? Yeah, speaking of weed, hi Doug. One time I got so high that I

thought that I existed outside of the space-time continuum. Like I saw Carl

Sagan writing on a comment and he was like "Girila, join me. We've got billions

and billions of blunts." Yeah, and I have some advice for women who don't wear

[Bit 3]

underwear. Okay, please do. We cannot have the elderly slipping and falling all of

your snail trail okay okay I don't I don't think Medicaid covers vaginal

[Bit 4]

incidences so take care of that and one more piece of advice opinions are like

assholes everyone has one but mine's the best thank you damn it's interesting

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupAll right, so I smoke weed.

setupBut I'm afraid to do it in public

setupbecause I live near Hollywood Boulevard,

setupso there's tons of children walking around.

setupI don't want the parents to come back and say, excuse me,

setupyou gave my child a contact high.

setupYeah, right after we passed by, you

setupshould ran off to Ghirardelli, ate all their ice cream,

punchlineand then took a nap on Jimmy Kimmel's stoop.

tagWhat's up with that?