Mackenzie Jewell

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Watch Mackenzie Jewell's Kill Tony episode 681 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.80 punch density, 1.67 tag density.

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.55 punch density·0.83 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.80 punch density·1.67 tag density·Big Joke Book

Hey, gang.

How are we doing?

[Bit 1]

All right, guys, this is a bit that I like to do.

I call it if Predator from the movie Predator

was on Chris Hansen's To Catch a Predator.

Predator!

Predator, why didn't you send that text to that girl?

[Bit 2]

I was homeschooled.

I was very socially deprived.

Have you ever been so socially deprived

that when you read Anne Frank you low-key fall in love with her.

'Cause I was reading it and I was like,

I'm like, she's funny, like.

She's not like other girls.

[Bit 3]

I watched so much porn and homeschooling

that when I saw women in real life, I was like,

why you ain't got tentacles, bitch?

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

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setupAll right, guys, this is a bit that I like to do.

setupI call it if Predator from the movie Predator

punchlinewas on Chris Hansen's To Catch a Predator.

tagPredator!

tagPredator, why didn't you send that text to that girl?