Goliath

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Watch Goliath's Kill Tony episode 681 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.88 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.88 punch density·0.75 tag density·Small Joke Book

- Hi, everybody.

[Bit 1]

My name's Goliath.

My girlfriend calls my dick David.

Still haven't figured out

if that's a compliment or an insult.

But the reason she said she named him that

was because as soon as I get my rocks off,

I pass the fuck out.

[Bit 2]

So I come from a crazy family.

My dad was in the Navy.

My mom was a biker,

so that means my first word was fuck.

[Bit 3]

I have I've always been told that I've got a big mouth, but I

Have bigger personality, but I have a bigger heart both medically and metaphorically

But there's I've always been told nothing small about me except for maybe David, but that's my time. Thank you guys so much 40 seconds I

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupMy name's Goliath.

punchlineMy girlfriend calls my dick David.

tagStill haven't figured out

tagif that's a compliment or an insult.