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2024-09-10

Alicia

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Watch Alicia's Kill Tony episode 681 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.21 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

So, anyone been to an HEB recently?

Can I get some hands?

Anyone dance their way into a hate crime at an HEB?

Oh, just me. Great. Awesome. That's fantastic.

So, this is a funny story, and it's not super funny

because I'm an awkward-ass human being.

So, I'm at an HEB.

They play bangers. Can I get a hello?

They do, but they play bangers when they play the music on top.

So I'm in this street playing, dancing, whatever, and I'm like, "Oh my God, there's an H-E-B

person in front of me and we're playing and we're dancing and we're feeling the music."

Except she wasn't dancing, they had palsy.

And so I'm mimicking this person who has Palti in front of me and they see me and just, exactly,

just dead inside except for I was like, "Oh great, I get to leave now and no one's going

to know who I am except for I'm a basic white bitch."

And I have my name.

There you go.

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setupSo, anyone been to an HEB recently?

setupAnyone dance their way into a hate crime at an HEB?

setupSo, this is a funny story, and it's not super funny

setupbecause I'm an awkward-ass human being.

setupSo, I'm at an HEB.

setupThey play bangers. Can I get a hello?

setupThey do, but they play bangers when they play the music on top.

setupSo I'm in this street playing, dancing, whatever, and I'm like, "Oh my God, there's an H-E-B

setupperson in front of me and we're playing and we're dancing and we're feeling the music."

punchlineExcept she wasn't dancing, they had palsy.

tagAnd so I'm mimicking this person who has Palti in front of me and they see me and just, exactly,