Daniel White

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Watch Daniel White's Kill Tony episode 101 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.23 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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So I haven't gotten to Pussy in a while.

Which wouldn't be that bad, you know, like if nobody else got Pussy.

that's right i think of it like i'm alone like masturbating in a room and

nobody else is around

i really get a sense of like accomplishment you know i can really

get in the way of something

and if there's somebody in the room next door to me that i could actually hear

it's a lot harder for me

and after a while if you go too long without it

people start accusing you of being gay

which i don't have any problem with gay people it's just the logic's a little off to me

It's like going up to a starving kid in Africa and being like,

man, you don't like food?

Fag.

This guy likes flies, man.

Good closer there at the end.

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setupSo I haven't gotten to Pussy in a while.

setupWhich wouldn't be that bad, you know, like if nobody else got Pussy.

setupthat's right i think of it like i'm alone like masturbating in a room and

setupnobody else is around

setupi really get a sense of like accomplishment you know i can really

setupget in the way of something

setupand if there's somebody in the room next door to me that i could actually hear

punchlineit's a lot harder for me