Lane Smith Jr.

Bucket PullMan

Watch Lane Smith Jr.'s Kill Tony episode 101 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.15 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.15 punch density·0.00 tag density

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I have the sweatiest hands in the world.

iPhone, fuck you iPhone, can't use it.

Swipe right, yeah right.

Accept the call, no.

I need to slide right.

Wow, that bombed.

It's actually, I have an issue with women

sweaty hands because you know I can only go so far without touching with my hands

and I gotta like sit him down and have a talk you know I'm not not a serial

killer I'm not a rapist or anything like that but I got mops for hands and I just

want you to know I'm so sick and tired of seeing women give me that what-the-fuck

look when I touch them with my wet rags you know you know you know you know in

movies there's that guy hanging off the cliff right and then there's that other

guy that runs up and he's supposed to save them I'm not that fucking guy

you're gonna die tonight because I got I got hands like fuck yeah interesting

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupI have the sweatiest hands in the world.

setupiPhone, fuck you iPhone, can't use it.

setupSwipe right, yeah right.

setupAccept the call, no.

punchlineI need to slide right.