Tam Pham

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Watch Tam Pham's Kill Tony episode 101 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.31 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

In second grade, my parents came to a spelling bee that I did not win and that sucked.

Imagine you're me, right?

And there's this eight block drive home with your disappointed Vietnamese dad and you have

to explain, second place is still pretty good.

Do you know what that drive is like?

I don't.

He made me walk home that day.

But there is a happy ending.

My dad is now burning in hell.

I'm saying that metaphorically.

Burning in hell is just what I call living in Fresno.

[Bit 2]

I occasionally meet Asian people

who did not do well in school,

but never any with ADHD or dyslexia.

Apparently there's only one learning disability

that affects Asians, being Filipino.

not enough at all in the world and thanks everybody

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setupIn second grade, my parents came to a spelling bee that I did not win and that sucked.

setupImagine you're me, right?

setupAnd there's this eight block drive home with your disappointed Vietnamese dad and you have

setupto explain, second place is still pretty good.

setupDo you know what that drive is like?

setupI don't.

punchlineHe made me walk home that day.