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2024-10-01

Tom Feeback

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Watch Tom Feeback's Kill Tony episode 685 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.57 punch density, 1.60 tag density.

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- What's up guys?

[Bit 1]

I have a girlfriend.

Yeah, we've been trying to spice up our sex life

a little bit recently.

You know, like the other day she gave me Roadhead.

Yeah, and that's a great time

until the Uber driver kicks you out.

That is not a good time.

[Bit 2]

I'm poor.

I think I did the poorest thing you could do recently

and that's donate plasma.

That has to be the brokest shit you could do.

[Bit 3]

Whenever you go to donate plasma,

they always make you do this questionnaire,

and all the questionnaire wants to know is if you're gay.

That's the entire first question.

Have you had sex with a man?

I'm like, no.

Next one was, have you had sex with a man even once?

I'm like, that's the same exact question.

And then they give you one to like,

throw you off the scent a little bit.

You know, they're like, have you eaten today?

I'm like, yeah, I ate.

They're like, yeah, pretty hungry

after sucking on that cock, huh?

I'm like, no, just here for my $40, dude, just.

[Bit 4]

They have signs in that place, you know?

They'll say something like, "Today you saved a life."

I don't give a fuck about saving someone's life.

Like, you can literally tell me what you do with my plasma

as soon as we take it and we make nuclear bombs with it.

I'd be like, you said $40, right?

You said 40?

Fucking kill 'em, dude, fucking.

All right, guys, that's it, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI have a girlfriend.

setupYeah, we've been trying to spice up our sex life

setupa little bit recently.

setupYou know, like the other day she gave me Roadhead.

setupYeah, and that's a great time

punchlineuntil the Uber driver kicks you out.

tagThat is not a good time.