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2024-10-01

Eddie Lursa

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Watch Eddie Lursa's Kill Tony episode 685 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 6 joke beats, 0.56 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·6 beats·0.56 punch density·0.50 tag density

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- I dated this girl who didn't believe in dinosaurs once

'cause they're not in the Bible,

but neither is Planet Mercury,

and it was still the reason she was acting like a bitch

all the time, apparently.

And I grew up a Christian.

I'm not a Christian anymore,

but this was my first time being exposed

to one of these religiously special needs types.

I didn't realize Christianity was a part of the spectrum.

I thought I was an atheist now.

Turns out I'm just not retarded.

And...

no, shouldn't call Christian people retarded.

Because retarded people love dinosaurs, dude.

I got two buddies with autism

that identify as triceratops right now.

And the point of this is,

if you're dating one of these religiously handicapped people,

They're probably not gonna let you fuck them if you have a dinosaur kink while you watch Jurassic Park

But she did restore my faith in one aspect

What was it? What did she restore your faith?

I do believe in the burning bush again because that bitch gave me chlamydia dawg.

Oh shit. All right

Thank you. Eddie Larssa

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setup- I dated this girl who didn't believe in dinosaurs once

setup'cause they're not in the Bible,

setupbut neither is Planet Mercury,

punchlineand it was still the reason she was acting like a bitch

tagall the time, apparently.