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Kill Tony #141 (Adam Ray, Matt Braunger)

2020-05-06

Bruce Gray

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Watch Bruce Gray's Kill Tony episode 141 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.36 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

Career avg·1.33 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.34 punch density·0.33 tag density·3 sets

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.36 punch density·0.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

what's up guys i did a show in bakersfield recently

it was a blast it was crazy i was on stage and uh...

during my set the sound overtook the entire bar like this

sorry

and uh...

I was like, "Hey!" to the bartender. I was like, "Can you check out what's going on?"

And he opened the emergency exit and found out it was a woman banging her head on the door.

And he was like, "Hey, there's a comedy show going on. You can't do that right now."

And then she sent her around away and then she came in the front door and she stood ten feet in front of the stage

and she took out a box cutter and started cutting herself on the wrist.

Yeah, I know. I know. Like this. Not like that.

So she was there to do one thing.

Steal my thunder. She just...

She wasn't there to kill herself.

So I called the cops from the stage and I said, "Hey, there's a woman down here cutting herself with a box cutter."

And the lady was like, "Okay, so she has a weapon."

And I could hear cops in the background like, "Yes!"

And I was like, "No, she's not that dangerous!" And she was like, "Too late, click."

Thank you guys.

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setupwhat's up guys i did a show in bakersfield recently

setupit was a blast it was crazy i was on stage and uh...

setupduring my set the sound overtook the entire bar like this

setupI was like, "Hey!" to the bartender. I was like, "Can you check out what's going on?"

setupAnd he opened the emergency exit and found out it was a woman banging her head on the door.

setupAnd he was like, "Hey, there's a comedy show going on. You can't do that right now."

setupAnd then she sent her around away and then she came in the front door and she stood ten feet in front of the stage

setupand she took out a box cutter and started cutting herself on the wrist.

punchlineYeah, I know. I know. Like this. Not like that.