Fabian Gonzalez

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Watch Fabian Gonzalez's Kill Tony episode 125 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.45 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.45 punch density·0.00 tag density

- Yeah, fuck everybody in general.

Just negative energy, man.

[Bit 1]

I used to own this ugly dog,

But he was so happy, like he didn't know.

Why would you tell a dog anyway? Why would you kill his spirit?

It had to be like another dog that doesn't love himself.

But a good dog knows, man. He knows better than to let another dog get to him.

That's why a dog is a man's best friend. He's not another dog's best friend.

[Bit 2]

Man, there's this lady at my church that looks like me.

And,

it's cool, man, like,

I don't want it to be attracted to her

'cause you ain't supposed to love yourself.

And,

all I could think to tell her was, man, like,

it doesn't get better.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI used to own this ugly dog,

punchlineBut he was so happy, like he didn't know.