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2022-12-20

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Watch George Red Speaks's Kill Tony episode 588 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.18 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

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- What's up, what's up?

How y'all doing?

[Bit 1]

Y'all feeling good?

Shit, I'm feeling better than you.

I'm just out of prison.

That's love, right?

I have not robbed none of you yet.

Yeah, man.

The first thing I could not do was see my son.

It said, yeah, it was during the pandemic.

And then Abbott came up and he said, "35%?"

So then I opened up, did a barbecue,

cop showed up, he said, "What are you doing?"

Oh shit, I fucked up.

He was like, "What are you doing?

You can't open up this barbecue.

This is a lockdown."

And I said, "Oh my God, this is what I'm doing."

And then he says, "I fucked up, I fucked up.

Here we go."

- Go ahead, I wanna hear what you were trying to do.

Fix it, you could do it, George.

I'm with you, I like your style.

Let's fucking get it right.

- Thanks, Tony.

- Yeah.

[Bit 2]

- Look, I got out of prison.

I couldn't wait to see my son.

It was his 15th birthday.

Give it up for my son.

He's a 15.

Hell yeah.

It was bad ass, man.

I was just so proud.

I was just like three more years, three more years.

And his mom said, "Three more years for what?"

I said, "Until I don't have to pay your bitch

"as child support no more."

Okay.

But then she educated me.

She said, "You know what?

"You have to pay child support too.

he graduates college.

That's a new law, did y'all know that?

Yeah, it's fucked up.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupY'all feeling good?

setupShit, I'm feeling better than you.

punchlineI'm just out of prison.

tagThat's love, right?

tagI have not robbed none of you yet.