Andy Gold

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Watch Andy Gold's Kill Tony episode 190 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.38 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

Thank you. My car broke down in downtown Los Angeles and downtown LA crazy man came up to me.

I was sitting there with my hood up and he's just like, "Well, what can I do to help?"

And I was like, "It's no big deal, I just have to jump it."

And then he said, "Well, if you're gonna jump it,

you're gonna need a bike and a ramp."

And I was like, "No, I don't think you understand.

I don't need that at all."

And then he said, "Well, there's no way you're gonna jump it

with your legs, you chubby bitch."

And I was like, all right, go get the bike and the ramp.

[Bit 2]

But I empathize with those people.

I'm a recovering heroin addict.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Fine, yeah.

People are thrown by.

I don't really look the part.

This whole thing ain't really screaming heroin addict.

I look more like a bully from a 1990s Disney movie.

My mom told me I look like a Hitler youth who got

locked inside of a Golden Corral.

There you go, Andy Gold getting it in right before the bear.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupThank you. My car broke down in downtown Los Angeles and downtown LA crazy man came up to me.

setupI was sitting there with my hood up and he's just like, "Well, what can I do to help?"

setupAnd I was like, "It's no big deal, I just have to jump it."

setupAnd then he said, "Well, if you're gonna jump it,

punchlineyou're gonna need a bike and a ramp."