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Kill Tony #190 - Doug Benson, Big Jay Oakerson & Dom Irrera

2017-03-06

Jeff Wallace

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Watch Jeff Wallace's Kill Tony episode 190 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.70 punch density, 2.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.70 punch density·2.50 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.70 punch density·2.50 tag density

Huh. All right. I didn't expect that to happen. How's it going, guys? All right, great. Okay,

[Bit 1]

All right, great. Okay, not a lot of time. A lot of people say I look like Brad Pitt.

In the movie "Bingeman Button"? Does I too look like an 80 year old 20 year old?

I don't know what age is, it just doesn't seem to assault me.

[Bit 2]

Anyhow, I tried to get laid recently. I don't know if you guys ever do that, but I've been catching up on Heroes on Netflix.

It was a good show. Anyhow, I met a Texas girl.

"Yo girl, yo girl, you're missing out on a killer episode of Heroes."

But if you don't notice, the O and the P on a keyboard on your phone is like right next

to each other, and if you spell Heroes it's H-E-R-O-E-S, and if you spell Herpes it's

H-E-R-P-E-S.

What I actually text to this girl is, "Yo girl, you're missing out on a killer episode

of Herpes."

She still came over.

She thought she had the green light.

Big red cold sore.

That's what it was.

Anyway, thanks.

Bit 2 · Beat 1

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setupAnyhow, I tried to get laid recently. I don't know if you guys ever do that, but I've been catching up on Heroes on Netflix.

setupIt was a good show. Anyhow, I met a Texas girl.

setup"Yo girl, yo girl, you're missing out on a killer episode of Heroes."

setupBut if you don't notice, the O and the P on a keyboard on your phone is like right next

setupto each other, and if you spell Heroes it's H-E-R-O-E-S, and if you spell Herpes it's

setupH-E-R-P-E-S.

setupWhat I actually text to this girl is, "Yo girl, you're missing out on a killer episode

punchlineof Herpes."

tagShe still came over.

tagShe thought she had the green light.

tagBig red cold sore.

tagThat's what it was.