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Kill Tony #206 (Jeff Danis, Ryan O'Neill)

2017-08-03

Daniel Webb

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Watch Daniel Webb's Kill Tony episode 206 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.29 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·0.75 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.29 punch density·0.75 tag density

Oh my god, that's me.

Oh my god.

Oh hello, hi.

I'm from Texas.

My name's Daniel Webb.

[Bit 1]

In case we haven't met before, I'm in the closet and what else about me?

[Bit 2]

And I just got a TV.

I've been watching Family Feud like a thirsty dog.

[Bit 3]

Can we talk about Family Feud for a second?

It's like, because that's an old show, right?

It's like when did Family Feud get so sexually explicit?

You know, it's like every single question is just like,

"We asked a hundred housewives, name something,

you wanna suck."

I'm like, and of course it's the sweetest oldest like,

nana in the family that rings and it says, "Dick."

I'm like, "Me, me, you can't say dick on television."

[Bit 4]

You know, I love TV, I love the news,

like I'm not making fun of that man that got dragged off

on that United Airlines flight,

but I'm making fun of that woman that's in every video.

You know, like you can't see her, but you can hear her.

You know, she's the one who goes,

"Oh my God, look what you're doing!"

You know what I mean? It's like sometimes you don't see you just hear go

"Oh my god! Look what you're doing!"

You know what I mean? Like, I wanna be that bitch for Halloween

You know what I mean? Like, I wanna ding dong and everybody's door look like nobody

You just go "Oh my god! Look what you're doing!"

You know what I mean? I don't know. I love the news during hurricanes

Thanks everybody!

Bit 2 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupAnd I just got a TV.

punchlineI've been watching Family Feud like a thirsty dog.