Zach Myers

Bucket Pull

Watch Zach Myers's Kill Tony episode 707 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 0.55 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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- What's up?

[Bit 1]

So recently I've been banging this cancer bitch.

Yep.

But she's not one of those leukemia hoes.

She was just born in July.

Yep.

The issue with her, though, is she does have cancer,

and I'm just not into that.

How much can you expect me to care

when I can't get to second base because she's already

at stage four?

They cut her tits off too quick.

Thank you.

And a lot of my buddies will be like,

"Well, why are you even into her, bro?"

And I tell them, you know, it's simple.

As an Arabic, I find it sexy how easily she got in the terminal.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupSo recently I've been banging this cancer bitch.

setupBut she's not one of those leukemia hoes.

punchlineShe was just born in July.