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2020-05-06

Deron Davis

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Watch Deron Davis's Kill Tony episode 168 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.07 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.07 punch density·0.00 tag density

Can I kick it?

Yes you can.

Can I kick it?

Yes you can.

[Bit 1]

So I got robbed this weekend by gunpoint.

It wasn't too bad.

I was with two other friends.

But the robber wanted to know our names before he robbed us.

So he goes up to my homegirl, put the gun to her face,

like, what's your name?

She's like, my name is Isabella.

And that's when he got really emotional about it.

He started crying.

He's like, oh, that was my mom's name.

She raised me.

She was a good woman.

So he's like, I'm not going to rob you.

So he goes up to my other homie.

His name was Juan.

He's like, "So what's your name?"

And he's like, "My name's Juan,

but the homies on the block call me Isabella."

Yeah.

[Bit 2]

I'm pretty excited for this year's election.

I'm excited for Donald Trump to win,

'cause I know he's gonna do it as soon

as he wins the presidency.

He's gonna divorce that wife of his

and let America vote for the first first lady

by holding a beauty pageant

and letting Steve Harvey announce the winner.

That's my time ladies and gentlemen.

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setupSo I got robbed this weekend by gunpoint.

setupIt wasn't too bad.

setupI was with two other friends.

setupBut the robber wanted to know our names before he robbed us.

setupSo he goes up to my homegirl, put the gun to her face,

setuplike, what's your name?

setupShe's like, my name is Isabella.

setupAnd that's when he got really emotional about it.

setupHe started crying.

setupHe's like, oh, that was my mom's name.

setupShe raised me.

setupShe was a good woman.

setupSo he's like, I'm not going to rob you.

setupSo he goes up to my other homie.

setupHis name was Juan.

setupHe's like, "So what's your name?"

setupAnd he's like, "My name's Juan,

punchlinebut the homies on the block call me Isabella."