Kevin Mack

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Watch Kevin Mack's Kill Tony episode 168 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.70 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

so my white guilt got the best of me this week.

I decided to let a black guy have sex with my girlfriend.

Yeah, I see, I didn't let him, he just did it.

She could have waited for me to leave.

That would have been great.

Now I gotta figure out how to get all that black life matter out of my sheets.

I figure if worse comes to worse, I can just cut two holes in it.

It'll be my new Halloween costume next year.

It'll be a dirty ghost.

Going for that.

[Bit 2]

Nothing is fair in the white and black. We don't even have slurs that are equal.

I mean the n-word is a horrible word but what do they have for us? Honky. I can't

get mad because you called me a funny noise. No. Whitey. I'm white as fuck. Can't

get mad. I think the worst white people slur that we have we gave ourselves and

that's wigger which proves white people even when we're not trying to be racist

we pull that shit off.

Thanks, guys.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupso my white guilt got the best of me this week.

setupI decided to let a black guy have sex with my girlfriend.

punchlineYeah, I see, I didn't let him, he just did it.

tagShe could have waited for me to leave.

tagThat would have been great.