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2020-05-06

Eric Carter

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Watch Eric Carter's Kill Tony episode 168 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.19 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.33 bits/set·2.67 beats/set·0.70 punch density·0.83 tag density·3 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.19 punch density·1.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

You know, I know how southerners sound like to you people. I do, I get it.

I get it.

But do you ever sit back

and wonder what y'all sound like to us?

You haven't.

Like when I see like a pissed off California dude

in Jamba Juice, "Hey man, where's my juice?"

That's bullshit.

Hey man, that's bullshit.

You're being an asshole.

But anyways, but a grown up--

[Bit 2]

You know we had a hardships back home growing up, my parents divorced when I was nine, but it wasn't that dramatic.

My dad's family is very supportive of my mama.

Like I married my cousin coming by and be like, "Hey Eric, how you doing?"

I'm like, "I'm doing good, how are you?"

"I'm alright, is your mama home?"

"Well yeah, she's over in the trailer, here's your five bucks, go to the store."

"Alright."

Then my dad's brother, my uncle came by, "Hey Eric, how you doing?"

"I'm doing good, uncle, how are you?"

doing all right, is your mama home?

Yeah, he's a five bus, go to the store.

Okay.

You want to finish it?

Yes I do.

Keep going, Eric Carter, closing strong.

And then my papa came by, my daddy's daddy,

and he says, "Is your mama home?"

And I was like, "Yeah."

He said, "Here's your five bus, go to the store."

Okay, that's the only time in my life where I made $15 an hour.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupYou know, I know how southerners sound like to you people. I do, I get it.

setupBut do you ever sit back

setupand wonder what y'all sound like to us?

setupYou haven't.

setupLike when I see like a pissed off California dude

punchlinein Jamba Juice, "Hey man, where's my juice?"

tagThat's bullshit.

tagHey man, that's bullshit.

tagYou're being an asshole.