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2025-09-30

Tommy Tickles

Bucket Pull

Watch Tommy Tickles's Kill Tony episode 737 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.11 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.33 beats/set·0.55 punch density·0.49 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.11 punch density·0.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

-Y'all mind to guess that I'm an amateur taxidermist?

I'm an amateur 'cause nobody's paying me

to kill and stuff all these cats.

Especially not my dickhead neighbors.

[Bit 2]

I'm not a very good negotiator.

When I first met the future Mrs. Tickles,

I was like, "I like to have sex

"when I wake up in the morning.

"I like to have sex before I go to bed at night.

"And on the weekends,

"I like to have sex three or four times a day."

And she was like,

"How about a blowjob on your birthday?"

"Okay."

14 blowjobs later and I'm still married.

Yeah.

[Bit 3]

I always pay my bills, maybe not on time.

I've never reneged on a bet.

I did give a fuck play to black guy twice.

Down at the dog track.

I always pay my debts, I'm not a reneger.

If anybody would have called me a reneger,

I would be pissed.

What the fuck did you just say?

He said... He said...

Hold on, show we're gonna go... Oh, whoa, yeah, what the fuck?

-The little things.

Carlos Sosa that sax with the "Bum, bum, bum."

God has the funniest timing in the world.

Deep madness coming back from a pee break

after an old white man says the N-word a couple times.

What did you say?

-If you don't pay your bitch, then you re-nig on your bitch.

-Right. -And I've always been my bitch.

-Okay. -And if anybody were to --

-All right, don't repeat it again.

I get it. It actually checks out.

Technically, that makes sense.

-That's a loophole, if I better say it.

-That is a loophole. That is a loophole.

Leave it to an old countryman to find a loophole.

-Even if -- Even if you call me a wee nigger --

-They're calling it John D's.

-I would -- I would know what you meant.

I know -- I would know what you meant.

I'd be pissed.

The blacks have ruled it allowed.

After review of the play,

the call on the field has been overturned.

Tommy Tickles is safe.

- Pay my bills.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup-Y'all mind to guess that I'm an amateur taxidermist?

setupI'm an amateur 'cause nobody's paying me

punchlineto kill and stuff all these cats.