Jeremiah Bishop

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Watch Jeremiah Bishop's Kill Tony episode 737 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.15 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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- What's up, guys?

[Bit 1]

So I just celebrated four months of sobriety.

The proper response is to bow.

I'm better than you.

[Bit 2]

No, but I had to get sober.

I loved cocaine way too much.

Can we just at least agree cocaine

is the gayest drug you can do?

Because how's it gonna start? Me and you, sir. We're gonna get a bag.

We go to the bathroom. We pray nobody finds us.

How does it end? 6 o'clock in the morning.

We're gonna talk about our hopes, our dreams, our goals, our aspirations.

How we would love to open a beautiful little breakfast nook in Wisconsin.

We might as well just suck each other's cocks at that point.

It would be way less gay.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo I just celebrated four months of sobriety.

setupThe proper response is to bow.

punchlineI'm better than you.