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Kill Tony #177 (Mike Lawrence, Willie Hunter)

2017-08-27

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Watch Bill Ross's Kill Tony episode 177 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.14 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.14 punch density·0.50 tag density

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My niece and nephew are starting to become teenagers now and they're starting to talk

about hip hop slang language so I'm trying to be more relatable to them like a really

cool hip uncle.

So I wrote them this letter.

I wrote "Yo Britney and John, what up?"

I was just chilling.

Thought I'd write you yo.

Just got back from my hustle, making a scrilla.

You know chips?

Can't get a tenderoni unless you got the chips.

This honey dip's supposed to come by the club if she can get the whip.

She never showed, didn't call.

I ignored the dying piece, told her you'll stop sweating me talk to the hand.

I had to regulate her. She started fronting.

I said, "Why you put my grill if you don't even know the barbecue?"

Don't be up in my Kool-Aid don't know the flavor.

Get off my jock.

I told her to bounce. She got all janky began tripping.

I said, "Yo, get off my tip."

So now this biscuit is just getting his groove on like Rennie Skis or yo.

I got to bounce. Peace out, Uncle Bill.

I really sent that. My sister called me a week later.

"Are you on drugs?"

I was like, "No, but this biscuit hitter's pushed up on my boo and she better come correct."

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setupMy niece and nephew are starting to become teenagers now and they're starting to talk

setupabout hip hop slang language so I'm trying to be more relatable to them like a really

setupcool hip uncle.

setupSo I wrote them this letter.

setupI wrote "Yo Britney and John, what up?"

setupI was just chilling.

setupThought I'd write you yo.

setupJust got back from my hustle, making a scrilla.

setupYou know chips?

setupCan't get a tenderoni unless you got the chips.

setupThis honey dip's supposed to come by the club if she can get the whip.

setupShe never showed, didn't call.

setupI ignored the dying piece, told her you'll stop sweating me talk to the hand.

setupI had to regulate her. She started fronting.

setupI said, "Why you put my grill if you don't even know the barbecue?"

setupDon't be up in my Kool-Aid don't know the flavor.

setupGet off my jock.

setupI told her to bounce. She got all janky began tripping.

setupI said, "Yo, get off my tip."

setupSo now this biscuit is just getting his groove on like Rennie Skis or yo.

punchlineI got to bounce. Peace out, Uncle Bill.