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Kill Tony #212 (Pauly Shore, Daniel Van Kirk)

2017-08-14

Aaron Thompson

Bucket PullManBlack

Watch Aaron Thompson's Kill Tony episode 212 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.63 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.63 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.63 punch density·1.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

- So I'm a police officer, Los Angeles.

I ain't gonna shoot nobody, man.

Nobody black.

I'm pulling all white people over, man.

I work in South Central, what are you doing here?

Irvine is that way.

[Bit 2]

But for I'm a cop and I still get scared

to get pulled over though.

I watch the videos, I still get scared.

When I get, you hear that chirp,

you ever get scared to give it?

When you hear that chirp, you get that puck effector.

You know what that puck effector is, man?

When your booty hole go like that,

like that, right?

When I hear that chirp, I do this.

Hey, what do you need?

Registration is in the glove box, I get it now.

Oh, sorry, too fast, too fast.

[Bit 3]

I was at work, had a white partner.

We had a black dude with a gun.

Put your hands up.

Come down to your knees, partner, you got it from here.

I'm so scared, I'm over here like this.

What you doing, A, I don't want no confusion.

You know how we all look alike, man.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- So I'm a police officer, Los Angeles.

setupI ain't gonna shoot nobody, man.

punchlineNobody black.

tagI'm pulling all white people over, man.

tagI work in South Central, what are you doing here?

tagIrvine is that way.