Stevie Blue Eyes

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Watch Stevie Blue Eyes's Kill Tony episode 127 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.44 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.42 punch density·0.50 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.44 punch density·1.00 tag density

Sup guys?

[Bit 1]

Guys, I was in prison for a while.

I'm thinking about going back.

This is working shit, it fucking sucks man.

[Bit 2]

It's hard getting a job when you're a felon.

You can't get any job that you really want.

Like I'm a huge football fan.

You guys like football?

Love football.

Try getting a job with the NFL but they told me I wasn't qualified.

So I went home and beat the shit out of my girlfriend.

I still didn't get it.

I guess they do background checks.

I don't know.

God. You guys are tight, huh?

[Bit 3]

Before I got to prison, everyone said the same thing.

They said, "Steve, don't drop the soap."

Whatever you do, do not drop the soap.

So the first thing I did when I got inside,

I got liquid soap, guys.

Thought I solved the whole problem.

So I got into the shower and they took it from me.

There you go. There's the rest of Hollywood there.

You want to finish that? How does that end? You get in the shower and then what happens?

So I got in the shower and they took it from me, used it as lube to rape me with.

There you go. I had a feeling there might be something coming there.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupGuys, I was in prison for a while.

punchlineI'm thinking about going back.

tagThis is working shit, it fucking sucks man.