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Kill Tony #126 (Bobby Lee, Greg Fitzsimmons)

2018-08-10

Rich Slayton

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Watch Rich Slayton's Kill Tony episode 126 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.30 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.30 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.30 punch density·0.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

I've seen a lot of different people tonight.

Strange humans, and now you get me.

A guy who looks like he ate his way

out of competitive skateboard.

Now you guys do him, good to see you.

[Bit 2]

I'm excited for Hillary Clinton.

I'm gonna vote for Hillary,

'cause I think she's really amazing.

I think it's impressive how just one woman

can look so much like George Washington.

An accurate joke about how she looks.

[Bit 3]

I actually met her husband once, President Doplin.

I got to ask him one question.

So here's what I asked him.

I asked him, 'cause of their age and their marital problems,

I asked him if he can still get Hillary to come.

That was my question.

And his answer was very presidential.

He looks me right in the eye and he says,

"Son, it's easy.

Just turn the lights down low.

Put on your sexiest outfit and say,

'Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.'"

[Bit 4]

Some people like Bernie Sanders.

I think he looks like he lost a fight to a desert wind.

So not really my guy.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupI've seen a lot of different people tonight.

setupStrange humans, and now you get me.

setupA guy who looks like he ate his way

punchlineout of competitive skateboard.