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Kill Tony #219 (Kurt Metzger, Wheeler Walker, Ron White)

2017-07-23

Chalice Robinson

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Watch Chalice Robinson's Kill Tony episode 219 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.23 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.39 punch density·0.83 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.23 punch density·0.67 tag density

I was about to walk out, shit, my parking is expired, man.

[Bit 1]

All right, but I like doing this comedy shit.

I like doing comedy, but I need comedy

to get me to a certain level.

Like, I need ramen noodles to become a choice

and no longer a consequence of my bad decision making.

Philby, I don't even know people like ate this shit

like casually, it's just something that they do

on the weekends for like 10 to 15 dollars a bowl.

Not like me who buys 18 cents a pack

trying to add in his own ingredients

to make the shit taste good.

Like to me that's fucking balling.

To buy some shit at such a high mark up

because someone tells you it's gourmet,

that is struggle food, you cannot convince me

that Ramen is gourmet.

[Bit 2]

And due to my brokenness, I had a chick tell me,

let's just be friends to keep it short.

This is the nice version.

So I said, cool, you want to play some ball this weekend

or something, maybe grab a beer, we can really get at

these hoes.

And she shook her head like, nah, dude, that's not what

I mean.

I was like, I'm sorry, I thought you really meant you

wanted to be the homie.

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setupAll right, but I like doing this comedy shit.

setupI like doing comedy, but I need comedy

setupto get me to a certain level.

setupLike, I need ramen noodles to become a choice

punchlineand no longer a consequence of my bad decision making.