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Kill Tony #219 (Kurt Metzger, Wheeler Walker, Ron White)

2017-07-23

Josh Fromer

Bucket PullMan

Watch Josh Fromer's Kill Tony episode 219 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.11 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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- Thank you so much.

[Bit 1]

I moved here six months ago from New York.

Not New York City, everybody hears you're from New York

and they automatically think you grew up

next to Times Square inside the Statue of Liberty.

[Bit 2]

That's not true in my case.

I came from a small town of 500 people.

Raise your hand if you ever heard

of Tannersville, New York?

Exactly.

[Bit 3]

Cool thing though is I came here

and I immediately got on the Dayton scene.

I got on Tinder and a very Hollywood thing happened to me.

I met a girl on a date and she said,

boy, you look like somebody famous.

I said, that's cool who?

She's like, I don't know.

I said, Colin Farrell?

She's like, no.

I said, my friend said I look like a young Clive Owen.

She's like, no, they don't.

So anyway, the day ends and the next morning I wake up.

And what would you know?

She sends me a text message.

And to my delight, it says, I figured out who you look like.

I said, who?

Tom Cruise?

She said, absolutely not.

I said, well, tell me.

She's like Quagmire from Family Guide.

Anyway, that's my joke.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

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setupI moved here six months ago from New York.

setupNot New York City, everybody hears you're from New York

setupand they automatically think you grew up

punchlinenext to Times Square inside the Statue of Liberty.