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KT #767 - ARI SHAFFIR - LUIS J GOMEZ - PEYTON RUDDY

2026-05-12

Royal Oats

Bucket Pull

Watch Royal Oats's Kill Tony episode 767 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.18 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.18 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Yeah, I don't know if you could tell by looking at me

in the cleavage that I'm showing right now,

but it's a lot of muscle up under here, right?

And you know the first thing they say about people

when they got muscles, right, is they on steroids.

And I don't have a problem with steroids,

because steroids is cool, right?

I have a problem with what they say about people on steroids,

right?

Like this one trick trying to come at me, and she was like,

I know your dick is shriveled up to this small

because of all the steroids you use.

And I had to correct her, right?

I was like, first of all, bitch, it's not your dick, they say.

It's your balls, right?

And I've never had sex with a woman when she--

I've never had sex with a woman, and she

She get on the phone with her homegirl the next day,

and she's like, "Ooh, hello?"

She's like, "Hello?" She's like, "Hey, bitch,

"what you doing, nothing? What you doing?

"Nothing? Did you fuck royal?"

She said, "And did?"

She said, "How was the dick?"

She said, "The dick was good, bud."

She said, "Uh-uh, bud, what, bitch?"

She said, "Bitch, he had small balls, right?"

I'm talking about balls, so small,

could've went to Vegas and shot dice

with them motherfuckers, okay?

Right? She said, "Here I am, being a--"

- Let me finish it.

- Thank you, let me finish your honor, let me finish.

Your honor, please, let me finish.

- Let me finish it.

She said, here I am being a freaky bitch,

trying to get tea bag and this nigga brought

salt and pepper packages.

That's the end of it.

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setupYeah, I don't know if you could tell by looking at me

setupin the cleavage that I'm showing right now,

setupbut it's a lot of muscle up under here, right?

setupAnd you know the first thing they say about people

setupwhen they got muscles, right, is they on steroids.

setupAnd I don't have a problem with steroids,

setupbecause steroids is cool, right?

setupI have a problem with what they say about people on steroids,

setupLike this one trick trying to come at me, and she was like,

setupI know your dick is shriveled up to this small

setupbecause of all the steroids you use.

setupAnd I had to correct her, right?

setupI was like, first of all, bitch, it's not your dick, they say.

punchlineIt's your balls, right?