Stephanie Ann

Bucket Pull

Watch Stephanie Ann's Kill Tony episode 767 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.38 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.38 punch density·0.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

I just got out of a 22-year lesbian relationship.

Not with a female, with a man who is a real bitch.

Let's talk about it.

[Bit 2]

Now men say things to me like, "Whose pussy is this?"

I'm like, "I think it's mine."

I mean, if this pussy at 45 and I don't own it,

it better be a land contract or rent-to-own situation.

Otherwise, please, everyone give me a dollar tonight

me a dollar tonight to pay off this a firm loan, okay?

[Bit 3]

I've just lost a ton of weight with gastric sleeve surgery.

For those of you who don't know what gastric sleeve is,

it's where they surgically alter your stomach

to only hold four ounces of food.

But like, don't worry, boys, I can still fit

eight inches down my throat, okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know if y'all got that, but you know,

we got a ruler in the car down the road somewhere.

I don't know Austin, I'm from Detroit.

All right.

Anyway, I'm done, I think.

All right, cool.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI just got out of a 22-year lesbian relationship.

punchlineNot with a female, with a man who is a real bitch.