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2026-03-10

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Watch Ty Marion's Kill Tony episode 759 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.57 punch density, 1.67 tag density.

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.40 punch density·0.96 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.57 punch density·1.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

Since my accident my dating life has sucked

The last summer before it happened man. I was fucking killing it

I was dating one girl told me she wanted me to talk more during sex

So I did.

And then she got mad and broke up with me.

And I was like, "I kind of think this is your fault

because when you told me you wanted me

to talk more during sex,

you should have specified that it was to you

and not on the phone."

- "But you called my dad!"

- I'm like, "Yeah, 'cause we're, like, cool, you know?

And I feel like you should have known that,

especially since your dad and I graduated together."

[Bit 2]

Another girl I dated, she played super hard to get.

And when we finally hooked up, it was at a church.

She just laid there and kept staring at me real weird.

So I had to put coins over her eyes.

Luckily though, she was Asian, so I only had to use pennies.

But if you can't tell, I'm a Jew.

So when I finished, I had to take them back.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSince my accident my dating life has sucked

setupThe last summer before it happened man. I was fucking killing it

setupI was dating one girl told me she wanted me to talk more during sex

setupSo I did.

setupAnd then she got mad and broke up with me.

setupAnd I was like, "I kind of think this is your fault

setupbecause when you told me you wanted me

setupto talk more during sex,

setupyou should have specified that it was to you

punchlineand not on the phone."

tag- "But you called my dad!"

tag- I'm like, "Yeah, 'cause we're, like, cool, you know?

tagAnd I feel like you should have known that,

tagespecially since your dad and I graduated together."