Simply Courtney

Bucket Pull

Watch Simply Courtney's Kill Tony episode 759 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.33 punch density·0.25 tag density

- Oh man.

[Bit 1]

Y'all know how hard it is to drive Uber

when you're a big black dude named Courtney?

People don't believe it's my car.

I had a lady once go, are you sure this is your car?

You know, you hear a joke and you think she's playing,

but she's like.

And because I'm a comic, I'm all like,

no, we stole this motherfucker together, let's go!

Happy Black History Month, by the way.

[Bit 2]

All right, so anyways, I'm recently

taking a tolerance break from weed.

I don't hate weed.

I just don't like the things that I do when I'm on it.

Like I'll go to my son's basketball game

and cheer for the wrong team.

I also do stupid things like forget I'm driving Uber.

Have a passenger in the backseat just terrified.

I'm like, I'm about to have a roommate.

I think that's about it y'all, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupY'all know how hard it is to drive Uber

setupwhen you're a big black dude named Courtney?

setupPeople don't believe it's my car.

punchlineI had a lady once go, are you sure this is your car?