Nick Tormey

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Watch Nick Tormey's Kill Tony episode 751 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.45 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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- Hey everybody.

[Bit 1]

So a little bit about me.

I'm not really great at falling through on things.

Like I dropped out of community college twice.

I tried hanging myself, wound up with a choking fetish.

Yeah, the rope broke from the ceiling,

but I shot a few more right back up there.

[Bit 2]

You never know when you're gonna find a new hobby.

Like, you think anyone ever found out they're good

at a parkour by attempting suicide?

And they jump from the building

and then the moment before impact, they tuck and roll.

Some French guys show up, ask when he starts playing.

I think it's much more likely

someone's attempted parkour

and found out they're good at suicide.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo a little bit about me.

setupI'm not really great at falling through on things.

punchlineLike I dropped out of community college twice.