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Watch Floyd Jones's Kill Tony episode 751 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.47 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·6 beats·0.47 punch density·0.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

- So, are we just gonna act like Kanye wasn't a Nazi?

That's just how we're, okay, perfect.

I don't know if you guys heard, he actually changed his name.

He's Kanye Auschwitz.

Yeah, Kanye, which is crazy.

He said he was done making music,

done making controversial statements.

He's actually gonna open a chain

of all-natural grocery stores.

He's gonna name it Trader Jews.

I don't, I think it's problematic to say the least,

[Bit 2]

but I like the thought of restaurants just fucking up.

Like, I think it'd be cool if Olive Garden gave abortions,

you know, 'cause then their tagline could be,

"When you're here, you were almost family."

That's, speaking of how I'm a piece of shit at restaurants,

[Bit 3]

you guys thought I was Puerto Rican, I'm black,

I promise, I've got the paperwork.

I'll get 23 and Mead right now,

even though that just sounds like a cool movie

about Michael Jordan.

So, but white people just need to know,

they're like, I just wanna make sure, like God.

[Bit 4]

And so I like to go to sushi restaurants

'cause the waitress is never black.

And when she comes over, I go, hi,

could I get some salmon niggery?

And she's like, whoa, you mean niggery?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

punchline- So, are we just gonna act like Kanye wasn't a Nazi?