Nicholas Sepaglia

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Watch Nicholas Sepaglia's Kill Tony episode 756 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.15 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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I was at the bar the other day, just getting a drink.

And this big group of ladies came.

It was a bachelorette party,

and it was like a big group of ladies.

Because it was like a gaggle of bitches.

So so many and I'm just sitting there minding my own business at the bar having a drink

And one of them comes over and orders a drink and then looks at me and goes

You should shave your face. You look like a rapist

And I just yelled there said yeah, you look like a victim

Got her got her got her ass

She didn't like that very much and she chime back she's like that's not funny and I'm like shut up bitch yes it is

But don't worry, I'm not into fat chicks,

and she was clearly anorexic, so...got her again.

Um...

Yeah, we'll leave it at that.

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setupI was at the bar the other day, just getting a drink.

setupAnd this big group of ladies came.

setupIt was a bachelorette party,

setupand it was like a big group of ladies.

setupBecause it was like a gaggle of bitches.

setupSo so many and I'm just sitting there minding my own business at the bar having a drink

setupAnd one of them comes over and orders a drink and then looks at me and goes

setupYou should shave your face. You look like a rapist

punchlineAnd I just yelled there said yeah, you look like a victim