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2026-02-17

Kirsty Hayden

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Watch Kirsty Hayden's Kill Tony episode 756 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.20 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.20 punch density·0.00 tag density·Big Joke Book

[Bit 1]

I don't know if y'all can tell by looking at me,

but I don't have a house.

I don't.

I am actually living through this app I found

where I find strangers who choose me

to stay at their place, water their plants,

take care of their pets.

It's called Hinge.

[Bit 2]

No, but I do go from house to house

and it usually goes pretty well.

But one time I was taking care of this cat

and when I came home I discovered that the cat

had gotten into my dirty laundry

and chewed up only my underwear.

So weird way to find out you have a yeast infection.

- Yeah, you can take the puss out of the panties,

but you can't take the panties out of the puss.

That's it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

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setupI don't know if y'all can tell by looking at me,

setupbut I don't have a house.

setupI don't.

setupI am actually living through this app I found

setupwhere I find strangers who choose me

setupto stay at their place, water their plants,

setuptake care of their pets.

punchlineIt's called Hinge.