Anthony Calhoun

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Watch Anthony Calhoun's Kill Tony episode 136 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.40 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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All right, so I'm sure that some of you know or have heard

Richard Simmons. If you're as old as I am or older you remember back in the day on

those VHS tapes they had the the sweating to the oldies. I thought it'd be

kind of cool if they brought back Richard Simmons except for they could

call it sweating to the newties. Oh that just sounds like a porn. Fuck I'm pretty

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high right now. I heard that Doug Benson was probably gonna be here so I smoked

Which is probably a bad idea because it's really fucking with my say

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setupAll right, so I'm sure that some of you know or have heard

setupRichard Simmons. If you're as old as I am or older you remember back in the day on

setupthose VHS tapes they had the the sweating to the oldies. I thought it'd be

setupkind of cool if they brought back Richard Simmons except for they could

punchlinecall it sweating to the newties. Oh that just sounds like a porn. Fuck I'm pretty