Danny V

Bucket PullMan

Watch Danny V's Kill Tony episode 696 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 7 joke beats, 0.70 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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Thank you, thank you.

[Bit 1]

So I am aware that I look like one of Joe Rogan's sperm.

I look like an Oompa Loompa that joined the Nazis.

[Bit 2]

So there was this, the reason I think,

I think the reason why police officers

don't have turtles as pets is they can't kneel on their necks.

[Bit 3]

I saw this homeless guy with a sign that said,

"Hot, hungry, and homeless."

It's like, that's pretty self-absorbed.

If you think you're that sex,

you just have some sex and get out of poverty.

I mean, if Kamala Harris did it, why can't you?

[Bit 4]

I think the only reason why white guys date

black women is to ensure that their kids

don't have bigger, or that do have bigger dicks than them.

Sorry, I fucked that up.

That's my time.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

punchlineSo I am aware that I look like one of Joe Rogan's sperm.