happier than two fucking dudes at the house.
Do you know why he punched her in the nose
I never really asked my mom.
Just only good at cooking meth and not food?
She fucked up the meth while she was cooking.
like a wild house. Maybe it is better you live in your car.
So, okay, punches are in the nose. You don't know why. Go to
a house with two dudes and then
and then so he was drinking and drugging that whole night and
then he kind of like stalked her and saw that there were two
dudes there. He thought she was fucking them. Yeah, and he broke
in killed one guy and then stabbed another guy in the
- All right. - Paralyzed his arm.
- Paralyzed--his arm's still paralyzed.
[Bit 1]
Have you ever met that guy? - I have not.
- You ever met-- - When you do,
make sure to shake the right hand.
- I'll just play with the other one, like,
"Yeah, yeah, fuck, fuck, fuck."
- What did he do to the other guy?
How did the one guy get off with just a shoulder?
- So after the one guy, he was just dead,
and I think he stabbed him in the heart a couple times.
- Stops the heart from beating and pumping blood,
easier to clean up the mess.
- It was pretty messy, it was a pretty messy experience.
But, yeah, so after he stabbed the second guy,
the house woke up and he dipped,
and he just went to a bar after
and just drank until the cops came.
[Bit 3]
I love that people were mad they got woken up.
- Yeah, just when things couldn't get any worse.
I'm just trying to get some goddamn sleep around here.
- Did you stop the kitchen stabbens?
I feel like it was in the kitchen.
- No, he stabbed them in different bedrooms.
- Oh, were any of them sleeping with your mom?
Red band with a wise observation over here.
Unbelievable. So he was in prison when you were three.
Do you go visit him sometimes?
I visited him once when I was like 12.
And I really like just have anything fun in a Vegas prison.
I mean, even at their airport, they have vending machines.
We could buy like whole mini pizzas like the Red Bear.
Did you have a pizza there?
I did have a pizza there.
But yeah, I did. Amazing.
It was decent. You know, I was like the Red Bear once.
- Does your dad ever ask you for money or anything?
- No, I haven't talked to him in like 10 years.
- And he has a life sentence, right?
- No, he actually has, I wanna say like 20 more years.
- Okay, not bad. - He'll find you.
- That's actually, that's a big worry that my mom has
is that he's gonna come out and finish the job.
- Does he know that they weren't fucking them?
Like does he go, "Shit, I fucked up."
[Bit 4]
I mean, the one time I did talk to him, he like expressed--
The one time you talked to him?
He expressed that he was sorry, and he
wished he could take stuff back.
And he was just not in the right state of mind.
I mean, he was all messed up and stuff.
And you haven't talked to him since you were 12?
I talked to him probably a decade ago,
so probably when I was 20.
It's a shame you can't make a phone call to prison whenever
you want. That would be great.
I could tell them to call back next time. Yeah, we'll figure it
out. So Danny is doordash the end all be all for you? What do
you what's hell? No, what type of job are you looking for? What
Ultimately, I do want to be a comedian, right? Like the backup
plan is to be like a plumber or electrician.
Do you have talents in those fields?
I mean, I'm mechanically inclined. I was in the Army
National Guard. I didn't deploy or anything. So I don't deserve
like any credit but yeah thank you what did you do there oh wow there you go
little stubby middle finger for you okay well if anyone needs an electrician or a
plumber in Austin I mean I'm open to any job I'm pretty versatile yeah yeah okay
Well, there you go. How can people find you?
I mean, I plug my Instagram or we sure what is that good for you? Yeah. Okay. Go ahead comedian Danny B
There you go. Comedian Danny B's only a year in
Living out of his car seems like a nice guy seems like he's got his life together
A lot of common sense good answers. There he goes Danny B and Danny
Danny, even though the performance was just okay, you got a lot of work to do, so here's
