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2024-12-17

Mason Davis

Bucket Pull

Watch Mason Davis's Kill Tony episode 696 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.50 punch density·0.67 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·6 beats·0.50 punch density·0.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

- Used to live with a couple guys

that are super into like Star Wars and Marvels.

Marvel, don't get me wrong, those are great movies.

But do you guys know how hard it is to get laid

when your front doormat says all Jedi is welcome?

Like, I thought we were friends, man.

Whose side are you on?

I don't know.

It was a nice brand new apartment.

I wanted to show it off, but it was just decorated

like it was the set of the 40 year old Virgin.

It was.

Really unfortunate.

Do you guys know that pussy dehumidifiers are a real thing?

Turns out it was actually just my apartment, I don't know.

[Bit 2]

I recently found out that my neighbor

is a black beautiful queen.

And I'm not the smoothest with the ladies,

but I finally worked up the courage

to go and introduce myself.

I went up, talked to her, said my name,

she said her name back.

And then a bee started flying around her head

and she screamed and took off running.

Now, if you're just walking your dog across the street enjoying your morning, you can't

see a fucking bee.

You just see a white man and a black lady having a conversation and she takes off running.

I don't know.

We did finally hook up recently though, but I let her peg me, but it was only like reparations.

All right, Mason Davis.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- Used to live with a couple guys

setupthat are super into like Star Wars and Marvels.

setupBut do you guys know how hard it is to get laid

punchlinewhen your front doormat says all Jedi is welcome?

tagLike, I thought we were friends, man.

tagWhose side are you on?