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Watch Tim Warner's Kill Tony episode 696 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.22 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.22 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

So, Trump was elected president.

Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But yet Biden is still in the White House.

Like, I think this is really awkward.

Like, you ever been in a relationship

that ends before the least does?

One of these on the couch, the other's in the bedroom.

Every time you come out, they're just like,

All right, listen.

No, come on, man.

The guy you're with, he's garbage.

Hear me out. Just hear me out.

[Bit 2]

A lot of women now, apparently, are going celibate

to protest Trump's election,

which I just think is crazy, you know?

Just when you thought they couldn't get any worse at driving.

Oh.

[Bit 3]

Recently saw a sticker for a zen competition.

How the hell is this work?

I'm at peace.

I'm at more peace than you.

All right, that's all I got.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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Joke Type

analogy

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setupSo, Trump was elected president.

setupBut yet Biden is still in the White House.

setupLike, I think this is really awkward.

setupLike, you ever been in a relationship

punchlinethat ends before the least does?