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Watch Eric Ray Stone's Kill Tony episode 696 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.32 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

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- Hi, everybody.

[Bit 1]

So I'm originally from Miami,

which I know is the last thing you expect somebody

that looks like this to say.

Yeah, I feel it in a lot better since I moved to Austin.

But most people that are born and raised in Miami

feel like any place is better than Miami,

like most places.

But then I moved to Baltimore in the middle of the winter.

And you know what's not better than Miami?

Fucking Baltimore in the middle of the winter.

Yeah, like, even the bridge was like,

"Fuck this, I can't take it anymore."

Like, let's be honest,

Baltimore's just Detroit that got crabs, that's it.

[Bit 2]

And when I moved to town, I only knew one person in town,

which was an old ex-girlfriend.

girlfriend and about a week before I moved there she goes listen I gotta tell

you something I've been working as a stripper and I know I know you told me

you were a bartender and got a concussion that shit don't happen but

also I've been working as an escort I said okay great she said but I don't

like people calling me an escort or a sex worker I think of myself as a

service provider I was like no bitch AT&T is a service provider you a hoe let's

Keep it real.

All right, thank you, that's been my time.

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setupSo I'm originally from Miami,

setupwhich I know is the last thing you expect somebody

punchlinethat looks like this to say.