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2017-09-19

Chaz Carter

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Watch Chaz Carter's Kill Tony episode 222 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.45 punch density, 1.25 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.38 punch density·1.63 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.45 punch density·1.25 tag density

What's up, y'all?

Yeah.

Prize underway.

Give it up if you're an ally or a mean old gay like myself.

Give it up.

Yeah, man.

[Bit 1]

Yeah, all my friends have been traveling the world,

celebrating pride, going to all these events, posting about it.

And then they're all texting me, they're like,

hey, how you gonna celebrate Pride?

I'm like, being gay at work.

I have fucking bills to pay.

[Bit 2]

I wish my bills were homophobic.

I wish instead of a light bill,

I just got a letter that said, fuck you faggot.

I'd be like, that's fair.

That's cool, just keep the lights on.

[Bit 3]

Besides, I feel like I'm too old, I'm fucking 30.

I feel like if you're 30 and over at Pride,

you should just be chaperonic and handing out STD pamphlets.

Like, why are you there?

[Bit 4]

You know, I know you guys can't tell that my age that I'm 30 because I look like a buff 13 year old.

So it's a little confusing and shit.

You know, that's I'm good with that.

I'm done with that.

That's what I'm going to talk about.

Fuck.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupYeah, all my friends have been traveling the world,

setupcelebrating pride, going to all these events, posting about it.

setupAnd then they're all texting me, they're like,

setuphey, how you gonna celebrate Pride?

punchlineI'm like, being gay at work.

tagI have fucking bills to pay.