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2017-09-19

Rosalie Mayou

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Watch Rosalie Mayou's Kill Tony episode 222 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.58 punch density, 1.33 tag density.

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.58 punch density·1.33 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.58 punch density·1.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

finish line all right so how many people here have parents you call them you ask

ask him for money?

Oh, you liars.

'Cause I have two grown sons,

but I don't pick up the phone anymore.

'Cause every time I do, it costs me $500.

Right, he's laughing, he fucking knows.

Really?

How come everything costs $500?

I mean, on a good day, it's $500.

On a bad day, they can ask you for $500.

I mean, like they call me, they're the Jeep dealership.

They had to go to a dealership?

couldn't go to fucking pet boys.

They called me from the Jeep dealership and said,

Mom, Mom, we need four new tires for my safety, Mom.

For my safety.

You know how much four new tires is going to cost me?

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupfinish line all right so how many people here have parents you call them you ask

setupask him for money?

setup'Cause I have two grown sons,

setupbut I don't pick up the phone anymore.

punchline'Cause every time I do, it costs me $500.

tagHow come everything costs $500?

tagI mean, on a good day, it's $500.

tagOn a bad day, they can ask you for $500.