Jake Walker

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Watch Jake Walker's Kill Tony episode 183 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.45 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.42 punch density·0.63 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.45 punch density·0.25 tag density

- All right, wow, good-looking crowd.

[Bit 1]

So I'm Jake Walker, Jake like Snake, Walker like Luke Skye.

[Bit 2]

And I'm blind, so I still see a little bit.

I'm not what you call in the blind world a total,

but my ex informs me that in the asshole world,

I definitely am a total.

I've leveled up there.

[Bit 3]

I recently quit smoking.

Well, January, 35 years of marble revs,

I started vaping, sucking the robo dick.

[Bit 4]

And I switched from the pen, and I noticed something rather disturbing.

And it's not that my new Robo Dick is heftier in black, but it's--

I was waving it around, and it kind of looks like a gun.

And I think we can all agree.

Oh, well, you could even get a white guy shot, I think, right?

Fuck yeah, Jake Walker, everybody.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

phonetic-match

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punchlineSo I'm Jake Walker, Jake like Snake, Walker like Luke Skye.