Judd Zumwalt

Bucket PullMan

Watch Judd Zumwalt's Kill Tony episode 105 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.16 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.16 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

l_a_ this week right

got in on uh... last monday

tuesday

got punched in the penis

[Bit 2]

but back up a little bit i was at the d_n_b_

was mostly watching mexican kids man

so this was the key to the nine

they're all just

wonders where it up to me

Thank you, her.

No, another one walked up to me, stared me in the eye,

and coughed a breath mint into my hand.

That's all, all right.

[Bit 3]

I just had my birthday, and it occurred to me

that we shouldn't be blowing out birthday candles, man.

That's still food.

People are gonna eat that.

Like, there was entrees, too.

Like, I didn't walk up to them, like,

hey man, you got a steak?

Hang on, it's my birthday.

I made a wish on your steak,

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupl_a_ this week right

setupgot in on uh... last monday

setuptuesday

punchlinegot punched in the penis