Al Bhamani

Bucket PullManMiddle Eastern

Watch Al Bhamani's Kill Tony episode 105 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

I was raised by Max and Grandma, and when I was little, she'd tell me things like,

"Miho, if you're hand-ditched, you're gonna get money."

When I got older, I realized it was scabies.

[Bit 2]

And as a child, I had pinata parties.

Pinata parties are cool as a child, but as an adult, they're kind of creepy.

What sort of message are you giving to a child when you give a child a pinata?

You're saying, "Hey, Miho, who do you love?"

"You love SpongeBob, he's your best friend ever!"

But you know what you love more than SpongeBob?

Candy.

So what I need you to do...

Get that stick, kick their ass, and get some candy.

20 years later, same person.

"Hey, Miho, who do you love? Your wife, your kids, your job?

You know what you love more than that?

Methamphetamines.

So what I need you to do, get that stick,

kick their ass, and get some candy."

[Bit 3]

For meth heads, 20 is the new 50.

[Bit 4]

Iced T's real name is Earl Grey. Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI was raised by Max and Grandma, and when I was little, she'd tell me things like,

setup"Miho, if you're hand-ditched, you're gonna get money."

punchlineWhen I got older, I realized it was scabies.