Billy Bonnell

Bucket PullMan

Watch Billy Bonnell's Kill Tony episode 105 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.10 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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I don't know how to start this.

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Stereotypically speaking, they say really hot girls are dumb and ditzy,

and ugly girls are really smart because they got a try harder.

It's not my personal opinion, it's just a stereotype.

But I did see a scenario one time where it played out perfectly to it.

I was driving down a busy street at the beach,

and two girls got out of their car to cross in front of me

crosswalk one was attractive one wasn't the ugly girl paused on the curb to let

me drive by which is smart and safe but the hot chick ran right out in front of

my car which is dumb and dangerous and I had a slam on my brakes and I was like

what the fuck how did that ugly bitch know I would run her over thank you

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setupStereotypically speaking, they say really hot girls are dumb and ditzy,

setupand ugly girls are really smart because they got a try harder.

setupIt's not my personal opinion, it's just a stereotype.

setupBut I did see a scenario one time where it played out perfectly to it.

setupI was driving down a busy street at the beach,

setupand two girls got out of their car to cross in front of me

setupcrosswalk one was attractive one wasn't the ugly girl paused on the curb to let

setupme drive by which is smart and safe but the hot chick ran right out in front of

setupmy car which is dumb and dangerous and I had a slam on my brakes and I was like

punchlinewhat the fuck how did that ugly bitch know I would run her over thank you