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Kill Tony #202 (Moshe Kasher, Dom Irrera)

2017-08-07

Patrick B

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Watch Patrick B's Kill Tony episode 202 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.26 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.18 punch density·0.25 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.26 punch density·0.50 tag density

Thank you.

Oh, appreciate that.

All right, calm down.

[Bit 1]

So, just got here from Hawaii, guys.

Thank you.

It was pretty easy, just bought a ticket.

I didn't have to do any rowing, but now I'm here.

[Bit 2]

I had the best job out in Hawaii. I tell you I don't know why I switched it up.

I was a beach boy working on the beach, no shirt, no responsibilities,

got to walk around with no shoes, talk to hot women all day.

So of course I figured out a way

to fuck that all up. I got fired, I said fuck it,

I'm gonna go be a comedian because my life is a joke.

Now I'm out here.

[Bit 3]

A lot of people ask me about Hawaii but mostly

they're interested about my accent.

Because when I start to drink, I sound like I'm the offspring

of if a cowboy, Rachel, throws out.

[Bit 4]

If anyone knows who that is, hasn't been in the news.

But yeah, I ride that line.

If you haven't heard about her, just

know that she's on food stamps now.

If that's not irony, I don't know what is.

Patrick Bealie isn't sure how many did it.

- We did it. - Biddies!

- Awesome, awesome.

- Wow, so was that your first set ever doing stand-up?

- So it was my first set, I've done poetry before,

but no shit, you've done slam poetry?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo, just got here from Hawaii, guys.

punchlineIt was pretty easy, just bought a ticket.

tagI didn't have to do any rowing, but now I'm here.