Joey Newfield

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Watch Joey Newfield's Kill Tony episode 202 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.88 punch density, 1.33 tag density.

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So where are my people at by round of applause where my people at who smoke weed because it's fun

Come on. All right. All right. What's up LA? Nice. Nice now by round of applause

Where are my people at?

Who don't smoke weed cuz and get real scary inside your head

All right. Nice. Nice. Let's hang out and for the people clap before us

Because I don't know about you guys, but I have this issue with weed where someone asked me if I want to hit it

basically the same thing as someone asking me, "Hey man, do you want to have a good time or maybe

have an insane few hours full of paranoia?" And I was recently in a really bad accident and I was

prescribed medical marijuana and I told my doctor about this issue and he said, "Don't worry Joey,

medical marijuana is not like weed." And I'll give it to him, he was right, but he left out a small

detail. Medical marijuana is not like weed. Medical marijuana is like weed that took some

bad MDMA then tried to smoke some weed to come down from the map then realized oh no

that's my crack pipe then tried to watch it down with a bottle of water then realized

oh no that was a hit of vodka so I took a hit of that. And I heard the cat. Thanks guys.

There you go Joey Newfield. This is your first time on the show right? Yes it is. Straight

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setupSo where are my people at by round of applause where my people at who smoke weed because it's fun

setupWhere are my people at?

punchlineWho don't smoke weed cuz and get real scary inside your head

tagAll right. Nice. Nice. Let's hang out and for the people clap before us