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2025-07-29

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Watch Jason Vest's Kill Tony episode 729 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.27 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.34 punch density·0.88 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.27 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

[Bit 1]

I lost my virginity at the Asian massage parlor

by a saggy, tittied, wrinkly, old-ass Asian woman that

looked like Mr. Miyagi.

She had a raspy voice.

she was like, "Spaillie eggs!"

Her name was Mama-san, she taught me many lessons,

and this is what she taught me.

When paying for pussy at the Asian massage parlor,

always tell Mama-san you have a latex allergy.

Even when you don't,

there's a pretty good chance

she cannot accommodate your request,

and you'll get bareback sex for free.

Make sure your happy ending ends with you nutting in that bitch's cervix.

Yeah. Train your ballsack, not your bank account.

Always tell mama-son, always ask mama-son if she's got a new girl on rotation.

Add some variety to your Asian pussy portfolio, guys.

Geez.

All right, thank you.

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setupI lost my virginity at the Asian massage parlor

setupby a saggy, tittied, wrinkly, old-ass Asian woman that

setuplooked like Mr. Miyagi.

setupShe had a raspy voice.

setupshe was like, "Spaillie eggs!"

setupHer name was Mama-san, she taught me many lessons,

setupand this is what she taught me.

setupWhen paying for pussy at the Asian massage parlor,

setupalways tell Mama-san you have a latex allergy.

setupEven when you don't,

setupthere's a pretty good chance

setupshe cannot accommodate your request,

punchlineand you'll get bareback sex for free.

tagMake sure your happy ending ends with you nutting in that bitch's cervix.

tagYeah. Train your ballsack, not your bank account.